Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 9th September 2015

Dilbert//9643, first published 11 years ago on Wednesday 9th September 2015

Ceo Gets Paid More For Creating Nothing

Tags

small talk, conversation, criticism, executives, salary, wages, fairness, offense, offend, money

Official transcript

Dilbert: Do you ever think it's weird that you get paid a hundred times more than me? I invented our core technology. All you did was interview better than a few other people who didn't invent anything. I'm not good at small talk. CEO: I would totally fire you if I could invent things.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU EVER THINK IT'S WEIRD THAT YOU GET PAID A HUNDRED TIMES MORE THAN ME?

I INVENTED OUR CORE TECHNOLOGY. ALL YOU DID WAS INTERVIEW BETTER THAN A FEW OTHER PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T INVENT ANYTHING.

IM NOT GOOD AT SMALL TALK.

I WOULD TOTALLY FIRE YOU IF I COULD INVENT THINGS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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