Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 15th September 2015

Dilbert//9649, first published 11 years ago on Tuesday 15th September 2015

's Project Is Late

Tags

raise, wages, money, salary, catch-22, anger, frustration, labor, review

Official transcript

Boss: I can't give you a raise because you didn't finish your project on time. Dilbert: That's because you make me work on your personal project half of every day. Boss: You have to learn to say no. Dilbert: I've never wanted to kill you more than right now.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAN T GIVE YOU A RAISE BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FINISH YOUR PROJECT ON TIME.

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU MAKE ME WORK ON YOUR PERSONAL PROJECT HALF OF EVERY DAY.

YOU HAVE TO LEARN TO SAY NO.

IVE NEVER WANTED TO KILL YOU MORE THAN RIGHT NOW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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