Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 16th September 2015

Dilbert//9650, first published 11 years ago on Wednesday 16th September 2015

Tina Gost Writes About Success

Tags

managers & supervisors, humility, insult, humble, ghostwriter, biography, advice, business

Official transcript

Boss: Tina, a business publication asked me to write an article about success. I need you to ghostwrite it. Make me look wise, yet humble at the same time. Tina: "Hire employees that are smarter than you. In my case, that includes all adults, most children, and an alarming number of dolphins.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TINA, A BUSINESS PUBLICATION ASKED ME TO WRITE AN ARTICLE ABOUT SUCCESS.

I NEED YOU TO GHOSTWRITE IT.

MAKE ME LOOK WISE, YET HUMBLE AT THE SAME TIME.

"HIRE EMPLOYEES THAT ARE SMARTER THAN YOU. IN MY CASE, THAT INCLUDES ALL ADULTS, MOST CHILDREN, AND AN ALARMING NUMBER OF DOLPHINS."

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