Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 21st September 2015

Dilbert//9655, first published 11 years ago on Monday 21st September 2015

Hairdresser Illuminati

Tags

hair, haircut, hairstyles, success, politics, candidates, secret organization, secret society, control

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Hairdresser Illuminati

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE HAIRDRESSER ILLUMINATI BEFORE WE START, I'LL NEED TO SEE A LIST OF YOUR POLITICAL VIEWS.

HOO-BOY. THIS IS SOME CRAZY STUFF. I HAVE JUST THE RIGHT HAIRSTYLE FOR THIS.

THERE.

THAT SHOULD KEEP YOU OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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