Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 21st September 2015

Dilbert//9655, first published 11 years ago on Monday 21st September 2015

Hairdresser Illuminati

Tags

hair, haircut, hairstyles, success, politics, candidates, secret organization, secret society, control

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Hairdresser Illuminati

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE HAIRDRESSER ILLUMINATI BEFORE WE START, I'LL NEED TO SEE A LIST OF YOUR POLITICAL VIEWS.

HOO-BOY. THIS IS SOME CRAZY STUFF. I HAVE JUST THE RIGHT HAIRSTYLE FOR THIS.

THERE.

THAT SHOULD KEEP YOU OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "The Hairdresser Illuminati" and features a conversation between a man and his hairdresser. The man is concerned about the political views of his hairdresser, who is depicted as a stereotypical "liberal" or "progressive" individual. The man asks the hairdresser to keep him out of the "white house," which is a play on words referencing both the physical location of the White House and the political context.

Key Points:

• The comic strip is a humorous commentary on political differences and stereotypes.
• The hairdresser is portrayed as a stereotypical liberal or progressive individual.
• The man is concerned about the hairdresser's political views and asks them to keep him out of the White House.
• The comic strip uses satire to poke fun at political differences and stereotypes.

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