Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 20th September 2015

Dilbert//9654, first published 11 years ago on Sunday 20th September 2015

Tags

managers & supervisors, credit, motivation, obliviousness, hiring, logic, business

Official transcript

Boss: The secret to success is hiring the right people. Dilbert: Then why doesn't everyone do that? Boss: It takes a lot of skill to hire the right people. Dilbert: Did you just find a way to take all of the credit for the team's success? And did you do it in a clever way that was intended to make you look humble even while hogging all the credit? Boss: I also motivate you. Dilbert: You're money?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE SECRET TO SUCCESS IS HIRING THE RIGHT PEOPLE.

THEN WHY DOESN'T EVERYONE DO THAT?

IT TAKES A LOT OF SKILL TO HIRE THE RIGHT PEOPLE.

DID YOU JUST FIND A WAY TO TAKE ALL OF THE CREDIT FOR THE TEAM'S SUCCESS?

AND DID YOU DO IT IN A CLEVER WAY THAT WAS INTENDED TO MAKE YOU LOOK HUMBLE EVEN WHILE HOGGING ALL THE CREDIT?

I ALSO MOTIVATE YOU.

YOU'RE MONEY?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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