Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 23rd September 2015

Dilbert//9657, first published 11 years ago on Wednesday 23rd September 2015

Alice Networks With Ted

Tags

lunch, gender, women, business, success, double standard, attraction, networking, mixed signals, flirt, misinterpretation

Official transcript

Alice: Hey, Ted! Are you free for lunch today? Ted: I'm happily married! Leave me alone! Alice: Relax. I only want to network with you. Ted: Is it because I'm ugly?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HEY, TED! ARE YOU FREE FOR LUNCH TODAY?

I'M HAPPILY MARRIED! LEAVE ME ALONE!

RELAX.

I ONLY WANT TO NETWORK WITH YOU.

IS IT BECAUSE IM UGLY?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Networking"

Summary:

The comic strip features Ted, who is eager to leave his wife alone. He meets a woman who is interested in networking with him, but he is uninterested. The woman's persistence and Ted's reluctance to engage in small talk create a humorous exchange. The strip pokes fun at the idea of networking and the awkwardness that can come with it.

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