Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 23rd September 2015

Dilbert//9657, first published 11 years ago on Wednesday 23rd September 2015

Alice Networks With Ted

Tags

lunch, gender, women, business, success, double standard, attraction, networking, mixed signals, flirt, misinterpretation

Official transcript

Alice: Hey, Ted! Are you free for lunch today? Ted: I'm happily married! Leave me alone! Alice: Relax. I only want to network with you. Ted: Is it because I'm ugly?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HEY, TED! ARE YOU FREE FOR LUNCH TODAY?

I'M HAPPILY MARRIED! LEAVE ME ALONE!

RELAX.

I ONLY WANT TO NETWORK WITH YOU.

IS IT BECAUSE IM UGLY?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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