Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 26th September 2015

Dilbert//9660, first published 11 years ago on Saturday 26th September 2015

Wally Thinks Twice As Hard

Tags

work ethic, laziness, motivation, trick, deception, excuse, lazy, energy, con, health

Official transcript

Wally: I'm working twice as hard as ever before. Most of it is happening inside my head. But trust me, my brain is working double-time. Boss: Um... that's great. Wally: Obviously, I need to work fewer hours because of the energy drain.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M WORKING TWICE AS HARD AS EVER BEFORE.

MOST OF IT IS HAPPENING INSIDE MY HEAD. BUT TRUST ME, MY BRAIN IS WORKING DOUBLE-TIME.

UM. ..

THAT'S GREAT.

OBVIOUSLY, I NEED TO WORK FEWER HOURS BECAUSE OF THE ENERGY DRAIN

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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