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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 26th September 2015

Dilbert//9660, first published 11 years ago on Saturday 26th September 2015

Wally Thinks Twice As Hard


Tags

work ethic, laziness, motivation, trick, deception, excuse, lazy, energy, con, health


Official transcript

Wally: I'm working twice as hard as ever before. Most of it is happening inside my head. But trust me, my brain is working double-time. Boss: Um... that's great. Wally: Obviously, I need to work fewer hours because of the energy drain.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'M WORKING TWICE AS HARD AS EVER BEFORE.

MOST OF IT IS HAPPENING INSIDE MY HEAD. BUT TRUST ME, MY BRAIN IS WORKING DOUBLE-TIME.

UM. ..

THAT'S GREAT.

OBVIOUSLY, I NEED TO WORK FEWER HOURS BECAUSE OF THE ENERGY DRAIN

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Double Trouble"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic humor and workplace struggles.
  • In this strip, Dilbert is having trouble focusing at work due to a headache.
  • He jokes that his brain is working double-time, but ultimately decides he needs to work fewer hours because of the energy drain.
  • The strip pokes fun at the common experience of feeling overwhelmed and struggling to concentrate when dealing with physical or mental health issues.

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