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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 25th September 2015

Dilbert//9659, first published 11 years ago on Friday 25th September 2015

Ceo's Yacht


Tags

hypocrisy, money, salary, wages, net worth, rich people, yacht, obliviousness, saving, cost


Official transcript

CEO: We must learn to do more with less. Alice: You own a yacht that has an 18-hole golf course, and a landing strip for your jet, and its own zip code. CEO: I got a good deal on that. Alice: That's what the idiot that buys it form you will say, too.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE MUST LEARN TO DO MORE WITH LESS.

YOU OWN A YACHT THAT HAS AN 18-HOLE GOLF COURSE, A LANDING STRIP FOR YOUR JET, AND ITS OWN ZIP CODE.

I GOT A GOOD DEAL ON THAT.

THAT'S WHAT THE IDIOT THAT BUYS IT FROM YOU WILL SAY, TOO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "A Deal Too Good to Be True"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between a boss and an employee, with the boss attempting to sell the employee a yacht.

  • The boss presents the yacht as a valuable asset, highlighting its features:
    • 18-hole golf course
    • Landing strip for a jet
    • Zip code
  • The employee is skeptical, expressing concerns about the deal being too good to be true
  • The boss becomes defensive, insisting that the employee will appreciate the yacht's value once they take ownership

Key Themes:

  • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of overpriced luxury items and the desperation of salespeople to make a sale
  • The boss's aggressive sales tactics are contrasted with the employee's skepticism, highlighting the tension between the two characters

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