Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 29th September 2015

Dilbert//9663, first published 11 years ago on Tuesday 29th September 2015

Tags

fitness, competition, step, fitbit, tracker, technology, competitive, exercise, walking, sports, health

Official transcript

Wally: According to my fitness tracker, I took 20,000 steps yesterday. Alice: What? That's double what I did. You won't win this! I will run to the ends of the earth to beat your step count! Dilbert: Do you really have a fitness tracker? Wally: No, it looks like a lot of work.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ACCORDING TO MY FITNESS TRACKER, I TOOK 20,000 STEPS YESTERDAY.

WHAT? THAT'S DOUBLE WHAT I DID. YOU WON'T WIN THIS! I WILL RUN TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH TO BEAT YOUR STEP COUNT!

DO YOU REALLY HAVE A FITNESS TRACKER?

NO, IT LOOKS LIKE A LOT OF WORK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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