Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 29th September 2015

Dilbert//9663, first published 11 years ago on Tuesday 29th September 2015

Tags

fitness, competition, step, fitbit, tracker, technology, competitive, exercise, walking, sports, health

Official transcript

Wally: According to my fitness tracker, I took 20,000 steps yesterday. Alice: What? That's double what I did. You won't win this! I will run to the ends of the earth to beat your step count! Dilbert: Do you really have a fitness tracker? Wally: No, it looks like a lot of work.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ACCORDING TO MY FITNESS TRACKER, I TOOK 20,000 STEPS YESTERDAY.

WHAT? THAT'S DOUBLE WHAT I DID. YOU WON'T WIN THIS! I WILL RUN TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH TO BEAT YOUR STEP COUNT!

DO YOU REALLY HAVE A FITNESS TRACKER?

NO, IT LOOKS LIKE A LOT OF WORK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Fitness Tracker"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a balding man with glasses and a red shirt, sitting at a conference table with his coworkers. The conversation begins when Dilbert's fitness tracker claims he took 20,000 steps yesterday. He boasts about his achievement, but his coworkers are skeptical. They ask if he really has a fitness tracker, and Dilbert responds that it looks like a lot of work. The strip pokes fun at the idea of relying on technology to track one's physical activity, highlighting the potential for exaggeration or dishonesty. The comic strip uses humor to comment on the modern obsession with fitness tracking and the potential for misinterpretation of data.

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