Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 30th September 2015

Dilbert//9664, first published 11 years ago on Wednesday 30th September 2015

Tags

martial arts, yoga, stupid, idiot, confusion, tai chi, karate, misunderstanding

Official transcript

Boss: I signed up for a martial arts class. It's something called "yoga."

Carol: Have you killed anyone yet? Boss: Not on purpose.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I SIGNED UP FOR A MARTIAL ARTS CLASS.

IT'S SOMETHING CALLED "YOGA." HAVE YOU KILLED ANYONE YET?

NOT ON PURPOSE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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