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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 30th September 2015

Dilbert//9664, first published 11 years ago on Wednesday 30th September 2015


Tags

martial arts, yoga, stupid, idiot, confusion, tai chi, karate, misunderstanding


Official transcript

Boss: I signed up for a martial arts class. It's something called "yoga."

Carol: Have you killed anyone yet? Boss: Not on purpose.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I SIGNED UP FOR A MARTIAL ARTS CLASS.

IT'S SOMETHING CALLED "YOGA." HAVE YOU KILLED ANYONE YET?

NOT ON PURPOSE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Not on Purpose"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between an office worker and his boss. The worker has signed up for a martial arts class, which he mistakenly believes is called "yoga." His boss asks if he has killed anyone yet, and the worker responds that it's not on purpose. The humor lies in the worker's confusion between martial arts and yoga, as well as his deadpan response to his boss's question. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of people getting their wires crossed and the absurdity of certain situations.

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