Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 1st October 2015

Dilbert//9665, first published 11 years ago on Thursday 1st October 2015

Tags

fitness, martial arts, violence, fighting, yoga, misunderstanding, exercise, fusion, danger, health

Official transcript

Dilbert: I'm almost positive yoga is not one of the martial arts. Boss: Not by itself. We're learning a defensive style of yoga that incorporates the more violent elements of feng shui and Irish dancing. Dilbert: That doesn't sound lethal. Boss: Put your head on the ground and say that again.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M ALMOST POSITIVE YOGA IS NOT ONE OF THE MARTIAL ARTS.

NOT BY ITSELF.

WE'RE LEARNING A DEFENSIVE STYLE OF YOGA THAT INCORPORATES THE MORE VIOLENT ELEMENTS OF FENG SHUI AND IRISH DANCING.

THAT DOESN'T SOUND LETHAL.

PUT YOUR HEAD ON THE GROUND AND SAY THAT AGAIN

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