Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 3rd October 2015

Dilbert//9667, first published 11 years ago on Saturday 3rd October 2015

Tags

idea, brainstorm, bald, baldness, hat, steal, patent, invention

Official transcript

CEO: I thought of a product idea that could solve the baldness epidemic. Imagine an opaque material in the shape of a dome that puts the top of one's head in stealth mode. Dilbert: We could call it a "hat."

CEO: Stop trying to steal my idea!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I THOUGHT OF A PRODUCT IDEA THAT COULD SOLVE THE BALDNESS EPIDEMIC.

IMAGINE AN OPAQUE MATERIAL IN THE SHAPE OF A DOME THAT PUTS THE TOP OF ONE'S HEAD IN STEALTH MODE.

WE COULD CALL IT A "HAT." STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY IDEA!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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