Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 4th October 2015

Dilbert//9668, first published 11 years ago on Sunday 4th October 2015

Tags

antisocial, conversation, uncomfortable, awkward, women, technology, discussion

Official transcript

Tina: It is hard to be a woman in this industry. Dilbert: I'll let you take this one. Wally: Got it. I'm short, bald, and nearsighted. I have no ambition, and I have all the sign of being a sociopath. I am unattractive and too old for the tech industry., I am shaped like a sad turnip and I do not make people laugh. Alice: What are you hens clucking about now? Tina: I can't begin to tell you how much I want to change the subject.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IT IS HARD TO BE A WOMAN IN THIS INDUSTRY.

I'LL LET YOU TAKE THIS ONE.

GOT IT.

I'M SHORT, BALD, AND NEARSIGHTED.

I HAVE NO AMBITION, AND I HAVE ALL THE SIGNS OF BEING A SOCIOPATH.

I AM UNATTRACTIVE AND TOO OLD FOR THE TECH INDUSTRY.

I AM SHAPED LIKE A SAD TURNIP AND I DO NOT MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH.

WHAT ARE YOU HENS CLUCKING ABOUT NOW?

I CAN'T BEGIN TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH I WANT TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.