Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 4th October 2015

Dilbert//9668, first published 11 years ago on Sunday 4th October 2015

Tags

antisocial, conversation, uncomfortable, awkward, women, technology, discussion

Official transcript

Tina: It is hard to be a woman in this industry. Dilbert: I'll let you take this one. Wally: Got it. I'm short, bald, and nearsighted. I have no ambition, and I have all the sign of being a sociopath. I am unattractive and too old for the tech industry., I am shaped like a sad turnip and I do not make people laugh. Alice: What are you hens clucking about now? Tina: I can't begin to tell you how much I want to change the subject.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IT IS HARD TO BE A WOMAN IN THIS INDUSTRY.

I'LL LET YOU TAKE THIS ONE.

GOT IT.

I'M SHORT, BALD, AND NEARSIGHTED.

I HAVE NO AMBITION, AND I HAVE ALL THE SIGNS OF BEING A SOCIOPATH.

I AM UNATTRACTIVE AND TOO OLD FOR THE TECH INDUSTRY.

I AM SHAPED LIKE A SAD TURNIP AND I DO NOT MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH.

WHAT ARE YOU HENS CLUCKING ABOUT NOW?

I CAN'T BEGIN TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH I WANT TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "A Day in the Life of Dilbert"

Summary:

This Dilbert comic strip, originally published in [insert publication], follows the daily struggles of Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker with a distinctive black afro. The strip consists of eight panels, each depicting a different scene.

Panel 1: Dilbert's coworker asks if he's a woman in the industry. Dilbert responds, "It is hard to be a woman in this industry."

Panel 2: Dilbert's coworker offers to take a photo of him, but Dilbert declines, saying, "I'll let you take this one."

Panel 3: Dilbert's coworker comments on his short, bald, and nearsighted appearance. Dilbert replies, "I'm short, bald, and nearsighted."

Panel 4: Dilbert's coworker asks if he's hens clucking about now. Dilbert responds, "What are you hens clucking about now?"

Panel 5: Dilbert's coworker asks how much he wants to change the subject. Dilbert replies, "I can't begin to tell you how much I want to change the subject."

Panel 6: Dilbert's coworker asks if he's shaped like a sad turnip and doesn't make people laugh. Dilbert responds, "I am shaped like a sad turnip and I do not make people laugh."

Panel 7: Dilbert's coworker asks if he's unattractive and too old for the tech industry. Dilbert replies, "I am unattractive and too old for the tech industry."

Panel 8: Dilbert's coworker asks if he has no ambition and is all the signs of being a sociopath. Dilbert responds, "I have no ambition, and I have all the signs of being a sociopath."

Throughout the strip, Dilbert's responses are humorous and ironic, poking fun at the absurdity of his coworkers' questions and comments. The comic strip offers a lighthearted commentary on the challenges of working in a tech industry and the quirks of office politics.

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