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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 6th October 2015

Dilbert//9670, first published 11 years ago on Tuesday 6th October 2015

Next Robot Will Be Intelligent


Tags

ai, artificial intelligence, insult, intelligence, obliviousness, robot, stupid


Official transcript

Boss: Our next robot release will have the intelligence of a human! Dilbert: Will it have intelligence in the same way you do? Boss: What are you implying? Dilbert: I'll bet the robot wouldn't know either.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

OUR NEXT ROBOT RELEASE WILL HAVE THE INTELLIGENCE OF A HUMAN!

WILL IT HAVE INTELLIGENCE IN THE SAME WAY YOU DO?

WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING?

I'LL BET THE ROBOT WOULDN'T KNOW EITHER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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