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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 5th October 2015

Dilbert//9669, first published 11 years ago on Monday 5th October 2015

People Keep Stealing His Ideas


Tags

criticism, honesty, insult, conversation, ideas


Official transcript

Coworker: People keep stealing my ideas! Dilbert: Maybe that is an illusion caused by the fact that your ideas are both old and obvious. Were you hoping for a less honest reaction? Coworker: I kinda was.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

PEOPLE KEEP STEALING MY IDEAS!

MAYBE THAT IS AN ILLUSION CAUSED BY THE FACT THAT YOUR IDEAS ARE BOTH OLD AND OBVIOUS.

WERE YOU HOPING FOR A LESS HONEST REACTION?

KINDA WAS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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