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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 5th October 2015

Dilbert//9669, first published 11 years ago on Monday 5th October 2015

People Keep Stealing His Ideas


Tags

criticism, honesty, insult, conversation, ideas


Official transcript

Coworker: People keep stealing my ideas! Dilbert: Maybe that is an illusion caused by the fact that your ideas are both old and obvious. Were you hoping for a less honest reaction? Coworker: I kinda was.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

PEOPLE KEEP STEALING MY IDEAS!

MAYBE THAT IS AN ILLUSION CAUSED BY THE FACT THAT YOUR IDEAS ARE BOTH OLD AND OBVIOUS.

WERE YOU HOPING FOR A LESS HONEST REACTION?

KINDA WAS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Honest Reaction"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic and witty remarks.
  • In this strip, Dilbert is seated at a table with another man, who asks him if he was hoping for a less honest reaction to his ideas.
  • Dilbert responds with a sarcastic comment, implying that people keep stealing his ideas because they are both old and obvious.
  • The conversation is lighthearted and humorous, poking fun at the common experience of having one's ideas stolen or borrowed by others.

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