Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 8th October 2015

Dilbert//9672, first published 11 years ago on Thursday 8th October 2015

Robot Dispenses Meds

Tags

technology, medicine, pill, anxiety, deception, control, manipulation

Official transcript

Robot: My biosensors detect an onset of social anxiety. My internal 3-D printer is making the meds to fix you. I am ready to dispense. Please lie on the ground with your mouth open. Dilbert: This feels like a bad precedent.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY BIOSENSORS DETECT AN ONSET OF SOCIAL ANXIETY.

MY INTERNAL 3-D PRINTER IS MAKING THE MEDS TO FIX YOU.

I AM READY TO DISPENSE. PLEASE LIE ON THE GROUND WITH YOUR MOUTH OPEN.

THIS FEELS LIKE A BAD PRECEDENT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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