Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 9th October 2015

Dilbert//9673, first published 11 years ago on Friday 9th October 2015

Wally Engineers Something

Tags

genius, brilliant, idea, thinking, printer, technology, invention, medicine, deception, motivation, innovation, laziness

Official transcript

Dilbert: Did you design our robot's 3-D pill printer? Wally: Yup. Dilbert: The design is brilliant, except for the part where the pill drops out of the robot's butt. Why are you suddenly brilliant? Wally: Never had a reason before.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DID YOU DESIGN OUR ROBOT'S 3-D PILL PRINTER?

YUP.

THE DESIGN IS BRILLIANT, EXCEPT FOR THE PART WHERE THE PILL DROPS OUT OF THE ROBOT'S BUTT.

WHY ARE YOU SUDDENLY BRILLIANT?

NEVER HAD A REASON BEFORE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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