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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 13th October 2015

Dilbert//9677, first published 11 years ago on Tuesday 13th October 2015

It Takes More Than Luck


Tags

success, intelligence, privilege, nepotism, obliviousness, confusion


Official transcript

CEO: Asok, it takes more than luck to be successful. You also have to be smart. Asok: How did you select your level of intelligence before birth? CEO: I don't understand the question. Asok: Now I am getting mixed messages.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

ASOK, IT TAKES MORE THAN LUCK TO BE SUCCESSFUL.

YOU ALSO HAVE TO BE SMART.

HOW DID YOU SELECT YOUR LEVEL OF INTELLIGENCE BEFORE BIRTH?

I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION NOW I AM GETTING MIXED MESSAGES

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Mixed Messages"

Summary:

  • The comic strip revolves around a conversation between two individuals, with one person asking the other to select their level of intelligence before birth.
  • The second person responds by saying they don't understand the question, only to receive a series of mixed messages from the first person.
  • The first person's responses include:
    • "Asok, it takes more than luck to be successful. You also have to be smart."
    • "How did you select your level of intelligence before birth?"
    • "I don't understand the question."
    • "Now I am getting mixed messages."
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the absurdity of the situation and the confusion caused by the mixed messages.

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