Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 14th October 2015

Dilbert//9678, first published 11 years ago on Wednesday 14th October 2015

Bias For Action

Tags

action, attention, confusion, listening, strategy

Official transcript

Boss: We need a bias for action. Dilbert: Does listening count? Boss: That's not action. Dilbert: So... you don't want me to listen to you? Boss: I didn't think this all the way through. Dilbert: Tap me on the shoulder when you're done.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE NEED A BIAS FOR ACTION.

DOES LISTENING COUNT?

THAT'S NOT ACTION SO.

YOU DON'T WANT ME TO LISTEN TO YOU?

I DIDN'T THINK THIS ALL THE WAY THROUGH.

TAP ME ON THE SHOULDER WHEN YOU'RE DONE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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