Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 24th October 2015

Dilbert//9688, first published 11 years ago on Saturday 24th October 2015

New Office Layout Will Improve Efficiency

Tags

layout, office, desk, work environment, efficiency, catch-22, loophole, laziness, excuse

Official transcript

Wally: Do you really believe that your plan to change the office layout will boost efficiency? Boss: Of course it will. The physical environment makes a huge difference. Wally: Good. I missed all of my deadlines because of our current office layout is bad.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT YOUR PLAN TO CHANGE THE OFFICE LAYOUT WILL BOOST EFFICIENCY?

OF COURSE IT WILL. THE PHYSICAL ENVIRONMENT MAKES A HUGE DIFFERENCE.

GOOD.

I MISSED ALL OF MY DEADLINES BECAUSE OUR CURRENT OFFICE LA YOUT IS BAD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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