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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 23rd October 2015

Dilbert//9687, first published 11 years ago on Friday 23rd October 2015

Stress Typo On Website


Tags

health, wellness, corporate policy, stress, medical leave, laziness, loophole, typo, mistake, work ethic


Official transcript

CEO: How many employees did you say took paid medical leave? Catbert: All of them. A typo on our wellness website listed stress as an illness instead of a cause of illness. CEO: Is it too late to backpedal on the wellness thing? Catbert: I'll just fix the typo. It's all good.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

HOW MANY EMPLOYEES DID YOU SAY TOOK PAID MEDICAL LEAVE?

ALL OF THEM.

A TYPO ON OUR WELLNESS WEBSITE LISTED STRESS AS AN ILLNESS INSTEAD OF A CAUSE OF ILLNESS.

IS IT TOO LATE TO BACKPEDAL ON THE WELLNESS THING?

I'LL JUST FIX THE TYPO. IT'S ALL GOOD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Wellness Website"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dilbert, a white male character, and his red cat, Dogbert.
  • Dilbert asks his employees how many took paid medical leave, and they all respond "all of them."
  • Dilbert then asks if it's too late to backpedal on the wellness website listed stress as an illness instead of a cause of illness.
  • Dogbert suggests fixing the typo, and Dilbert agrees it's all good.

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