Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 26th October 2015

Dilbert//9690, first published 11 years ago on Monday 26th October 2015

Employees Keep Agreeing

Tags

furniture, office, arrangement, laziness, loophole, efficiency, management, work ethic, excuse

Official transcript

Boss: I told the employees about our plan to boost productivity by changing the floor layout. Now they claim they can't get their work done because the current floor plan is inefficient. Hoe do I get them to stop agreeing with me? CEO: What do you usually do?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I TOLD THE EMPLOYEES ABOUT OUR PLAN TO BOOST PRODUCTIVITY BY CHANGING THE FLOOR LAYOUT.

NOW THEY CLAIM THEY CAN'T GET THEIR WORK DONE BECAUSE THE CURRENT FLOOR PLAN IS INEFFICIENT.

HOW DO I GET THEM TO STOP AGREEING WITH ME?

WHAT DO YOU USUALLY DO?

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