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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 26th October 2015

Dilbert//9690, first published 11 years ago on Monday 26th October 2015

Employees Keep Agreeing


Tags

furniture, office, arrangement, laziness, loophole, efficiency, management, work ethic, excuse


Official transcript

Boss: I told the employees about our plan to boost productivity by changing the floor layout. Now they claim they can't get their work done because the current floor plan is inefficient. Hoe do I get them to stop agreeing with me? CEO: What do you usually do?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I TOLD THE EMPLOYEES ABOUT OUR PLAN TO BOOST PRODUCTIVITY BY CHANGING THE FLOOR LAYOUT.

NOW THEY CLAIM THEY CAN'T GET THEIR WORK DONE BECAUSE THE CURRENT FLOOR PLAN IS INEFFICIENT.

HOW DO I GET THEM TO STOP AGREEING WITH ME?

WHAT DO YOU USUALLY DO?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Floor Plan Fiasco"

Summary:

  • The comic strip depicts a conversation between two employees discussing their company's new floor plan.
  • The first employee explains that the company has changed the floor layout to boost productivity.
  • The second employee claims that the new plan is inefficient and ineffective.
  • The first employee asks the second how they can get them to stop agreeing with them.
  • The second employee responds by asking what they usually do, implying that they will continue to agree with the first employee's plan.

Key Points:

  • The comic strip highlights the absurdity of the company's decision to change the floor plan without considering its impact on productivity.
  • The conversation between the two employees showcases the power dynamics at play in the workplace, where some employees may feel pressured to agree with their superiors' decisions.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that simply changing the physical layout of a workspace can magically improve productivity, and instead suggests that the real issue may be with the company's leadership and decision-making processes.

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