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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 27th October 2015

Dilbert//9691, first published 11 years ago on Tuesday 27th October 2015

People Get Dumber When Sitting Down


Tags

intelligence, dumb, belief, furniture, new age, science, metaphysics


Official transcript

Dilbert: Is it my imagination or do people get dumber when they sit down for a meeting? Or would you say you are equally dumb no matter what you are doing? Boss: Well, I'm no scientist, but I'm pretty sure feng shui is part of the answer.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IS IT MY IMAGINATION OR DO PEOPLE GET DUMBER WHEN THEY SIT DOWN FOR A MEETING?

OR WOULD YOU SAY YOU ARE EQUALLY DUMB NO MATTER WHAT YOU ARE DOING?

WELL, IM NO SM PRETSY, SURE SURE FENG SHUI IS PART OF THE ANSWER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Feng Shui Meeting"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic and humorous take on workplace culture.
  • The strip is set in a meeting where Dilbert is asked if his imagination or people getting dumber when they sit down for a meeting is the cause of his perception.
  • Dilbert responds that he is equally dumb regardless of what he is doing.
  • The punchline comes when Dilbert reveals that he is a scientist, but is unsure if Feng Shui is part of the answer.
  • The strip pokes fun at the idea that people often attribute their lack of success to external factors rather than taking responsibility for their own actions.
  • It also highlights the absurdity of using Feng Shui as a solution to problems, which is often seen as a pseudoscientific practice.

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