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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 30th October 2015

Dilbert//9694, first published 11 years ago on Friday 30th October 2015

Wally Sees The Problem


Tags

laziness, work ethic, excuse, problem, expectations


Official transcript

Coworker: You said you would have that done for me by today! Wally: Okay, I think I know what the problem is here. Coworker: You? Wally: That, plus your expectations.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOU SAID YOU WOULD HAVE THAT DONE FOR ME BY TODAY!

OKAY, I THINK I KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM IS HERE.

YOU?

THAT, PLUS YOUR - TIONS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Problem is You"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features a boss telling an employee that they would have done better if they had done something by today.
  • The employee responds by saying that they know what the problem is, and the boss asks what it is.
  • The employee replies that the problem is the boss, implying that the boss is the root of the issue.
  • The boss is shocked by this response and asks the employee to explain.
  • The employee simply says "You" and walks away, leaving the boss confused and frustrated.

Key Points:

  • The comic strip pokes fun at the common workplace dynamic where employees are often held accountable for problems that may not be entirely their fault.
  • The employee's response is a humorous way of saying that the boss is the one who needs to change, rather than the employee.
  • The comic strip highlights the importance of effective communication and clear expectations in the workplace.

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