Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 29th October 2015

Dilbert//9693, first published 11 years ago on Thursday 29th October 2015

Human Contact Through Social Media

Tags

loneliness, antisocial, people, introvert, social media, communication, isolation, technology

Official transcript

Asok: Wally, does your lifestyle of being useless ever leave you feeling lonely? Wally: That's the old way of thinking, Asok. Now a person can get the benefits of human contact through social media. Asok: Do you use social media? Wally: No. I run a tight ship.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, DOES YOUR LIFESTYLE OF BEING USELESS EVER LEAVE YOU FEELING LONELY?

THAT'S THE OLD WAY OF THINKING, ASOK.

NOW A PERSON CAN GET THE BENEFITS OF HUMAN CONTACT THROUGH SOCIAL MEDIA.

DO YOU USE SOCIAL MEDIA?

NO. I RUN A TIGHT SHIP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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