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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 2nd November 2015

Dilbert//9697, first published 11 years ago on Monday 2nd November 2015

Wally Resists The Tyranny Of Productivity


Tags

useless, laziness, productivity, flaw, strength, health


Official transcript

Wally: Some people say uselessness is a character flaw. I see it as the natural result of mindful resistance to the tyranny of productivity. Dilbert: Where do you think food comes from? Wally: From my critics. It's a great system.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

SOME PEOPLE SAY USELESSNESS IS A CHARACTER FLAW.

I SEE IT AS THE NATURAL RESULT OF MINDFUL RESISTANCE TO THE TYRANNY OF PRODUCTIVITY.

WHERE DO YOU THINK FOOD COMES FROM?

FROM MY CRITICS.

IT'S A GREAT SYSTEM

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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