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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 3rd November 2015

Dilbert//9698, first published 11 years ago on Tuesday 3rd November 2015

How It Feels To Be Useless


Tags

work, work ethic, engineers, stress, reward, laziness, dedication


Official transcript

Wally: How's it feel to be the hardest-working employee in engineering? Alice: I feel tired, sore, exhausted, sick, angry, stressed out, and lonely. Wally: You probably don't want to know how good it feels to be useless.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

HOW'S IT FEEL TO BE THE HARDEST - WORKING EMPLOYEE IN ENGINEERING?

I FEEL TIRED, SORE, EXHAUSTED, SICK, ANGRY, STRESSED OUT, AND LONELY.

YOU PROBABLY DONT WANT TO KNOW HOW GOOD IT FEELS TO BE USELESS.

(CHD)

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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