Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 5th November 2015

Dilbert//9700, first published 11 years ago on Thursday 5th November 2015

Carol Overschedules

Tags

useless, laziness, work ethic, ignorance, trying, effort, club

Official transcript

Carol: I understand you better than the others because I'm useless, too. Wally: I always thought you were trying to kill our pointy-haired boss by overscheduling him. Carol: I am. It just hasn't worked yet. Wally: That's not good enough to get into the useless club.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I UNDERSTAND YOU BETTER THAN THE OTHERS BECAUSE I'M USELESS TOO.

I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE TRYING TO KILL OUR POINTY- HAIRED BOSS BY OVER- SCHEDULING HIM.

I AM.

IT JUST HASN'T WORKED YET.

THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO GET INTO THE USELESS CLUB.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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