Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 6th November 2015

Dilbert//9701, first published 11 years ago on Friday 6th November 2015

Emoji Death Contract

Tags

crime, communication, miscommunication, text, emoji, language, murder, accident, coverup, conspiracy

Official transcript

Wally: We killed Ted, as you ordered in your clever text message full of emojis. Boss: That wasn't what I... Dilbert: Deniability. Got it. Wally: We didn't have this conversation.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE KILLED TED, AS YOU ORDERED IN YOUR CLEVER TEXT MESSAGE FULL OF EMOJIS.

THAT WASN T WHAT I...

DENIABILITY.

GOT IT.

WE DIDN'T HAVE THIS CONVERSATION

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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