Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 8th November 2015

Dilbert//9703, first published 11 years ago on Sunday 8th November 2015

Tags

social, party, invite, relationships, friend, friendship, test, popularity

Official transcript

Dilbert: I'm having some people over to my house after work. Would you like to come? Woman: Who else is coming? Dilbert: Seven people said maybe, and one said he would get back to me. I think that shows a lot of interest. So how about it? Can you come? Woman: It depends on whether my sister needs a ride to the airport. Dilbert: When will you know? Woman: I'll text you. Dogbert: Are you sad that no one came? Dilbert: No, I was just A-B testing to see if I still hate all of them.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IM HAVING SOME PEOPLE OVER TO MY HOUSE AFTER WORK.

WOULD YOU LIKE ?

WHO ELSE IS COMING?

SEVEN PEOPLE SAID MAYBE, AND ONE SAID HE WOULD GET BACK .

I THINK THAT SHOWS A LOT OF INTEREST.

SO HOW ABOUT IT? CAN YOU COME?

IT DEPENDS ON WHETHER MY SISTER NEEDS A RIDE TO THE AIRPORT.

WHEN WILL YOU KNOW?

I'LL TEXT YOU.

ARE YOU SAD THAT NO ONE CAME?

NO, I WAS JUST A-B TESTING TO SEE IF I STILL HATE ALL OF THEM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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