Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 9th November 2015

Dilbert//9704, first published 11 years ago on Monday 9th November 2015

How Amazing The Weekend Was

Tags

relationships, friendship, small talk, love, dating, frustration, obliviousness, conversation

Official transcript

Boss: Do you want to hear how amazing my weekend was? Alice: No. Would you like to hear about the extended tragedy that is my social life? Boss: No. I went to the mountains. Alice: I fell in love with a dying polygamist.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU WANT TO HEAR HOW AMAZING MY WEEKEND WAS?

NO. WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR ABOUT THE EXTENDED TRAGEDY THAT IS MY SOCIAL LIFE?

NO I WENT TO THE MOUNTAINS.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A DYING POLYGAMIST.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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