Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 11th November 2015

Dilbert//9706, first published 11 years ago on Wednesday 11th November 2015

Two Choices For A Project

Tags

question, trick, choice, illusion, work, assignment, power

Official transcript

Boss: Do you want the boring and awful project that is likely to succeed... or the fun project that is certain to fail and take your career with it? Dilbert: You came here to give both of them to me. Boss: Ha ha! You know me.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU WANT THE BORING AND AWFUL PROJECT THAT IS LIKELY TO SUCCEED...

OR THE FUN PROJECT THAT IS CERTAIN TO FAIL AND TAKE YOUR CAREER WITH IT?

YOU CAME HERE TO GIVE BOTH OF THEM TO ME.

!

YOU KNOW ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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