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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 12th November 2015

Dilbert//9707, first published 11 years ago on Thursday 12th November 2015

Boss's Charisma Inspires Wally


Tags

technology, text, texting, distraction, shout, diversion, charm, excitement, cheer


Official transcript

Boss: (types on his phone). Wally: Go team! Can you turn down your charisma? I can barely sit still over here.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

TAP, TAP TAP, TAP, TAP TAP...

GO TEAM!

CAN YOU TURN DOWN YOUR CHARISMA?

I CAN BARELY SIT STILL OVER HERE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Barely Sitting"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic and humorous take on office life.
  • In this particular strip, Dilbert is asked to turn down his charisma, which he claims is barely sitting still over here.
  • The humor lies in the absurdity of being asked to reduce one's charisma, as if it's a physical entity that can be controlled or measured.
  • The strip pokes fun at the idea of trying to manage one's personality or charm in a professional setting.

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