Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 13th November 2015

Dilbert//9708, first published 11 years ago on Friday 13th November 2015

Clarifying Our Strategies

Tags

jargon, speaking, confusion, language, obliviousness, managers, fake, faking

Official transcript

Boss: I hope that clarifies our strategy. Questions? Dilbert: From what you said, I can't tell if we're in the hardware or software business. Boss: We're B-to-B. Dilbert: How much do you with that meant something?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HOPE THAT CLARIFIES OUR STRATEGY.

QUESTIONS?

FROM WHAT YOU SAID, I CAN'T TELL IF WE'RE IN THE HARDWARE OR SOFTWARE BUSINESS.

WE'RE --.

HOW MUCH DO YOU WISH THAT MEANT SOMETHING?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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