Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 16th November 2015

Dilbert//9711, first published 11 years ago on Monday 16th November 2015

The Boss Had A Great Weekend

Tags

managers & supervisors, work ethic, fun, weekend, listening, frustration, fair, fairness, equality, business

Official transcript

Boss: Wow, I had an amazing weekend at my mountain cabin. Wine, friends, food, and amazing views! Dilbert: I worked all weekend because you said you would fire me if I didn't get this done by your arbitrary deadline. Boss: You're a terrible listener.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WOW, I HAD AN AMAZING WEEKEND AT MY MOUNTAIN CABIN WINE, FRIENDS, FOOD, AND AMAZING VIEWS!

I WORKED ALL WEEKEND BECAUSE YOU SAID YOU WOULD FIRE ME IF I DIDN'T GET THIS DONE BY YOUR ARBITRARY DEADLINE.

YOU'RE TERRIBLE LISTENER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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