Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 17th November 2015

Dilbert//9712, first published 11 years ago on Tuesday 17th November 2015

Give Up On Making Them Happy

Tags

happiness, deception, perspective, work, office, marriage, psychology, relationships

Official transcript

Boss: I'm giving up on trying to keep them happy. My new plan is to tell them things are worse everywhere else. Catbert: Will that work? Boss: It worked on my wife.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M GIVING UP ON TRYING TO KEEP THEM HAPPY.

MY NEW PLAN IS TO TELL THEM THINGS ARE WORSE EVERYWHERE ELSE.

WILL THAT WORK?

IT WORKED ON MY WIFE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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