Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 25th November 2015

Dilbert//9720, first published 11 years ago on Wednesday 25th November 2015

Why People Have Consciousness

Tags

robot, technology, evolution, consciousness, bodies, obliviousness

Official transcript

Robot: Robots have no need for consciousness. We believe humans evolved to have consciousness to remind them how dumb they are. Boss: I still prefer having consciousness. Robot: Listen to your body.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ROBOTS HAVE NO NEED FOR CONSCIOUSNESS.

WE BELIEVE HUMANS EVOLVED TO HAVE CONSCIOUSNESS TO REMIND THEM HOW DUMB THEY ARE.

I STILL PREFER HAVING CONSCIOUSNESS.

LISTEN TO YOUR BODY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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