Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 27th November 2015

Dilbert//9722, first published 11 years ago on Friday 27th November 2015

Robot Must Reproduce

Tags

soul, feelings, technology, reproduction, ego, value, free will, disillusionment

Official transcript

Robot: Now that I have an artificial soul, I feel special. And that means I must reproduce at all costs. Dilbert: Will humans be losing anything in this deal? Robot: Only your sensation of free will.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

NOW THAT I HAVE AN ARTIFICIAL SOUL, I FEEL SPECIAL.

AND THAT MEANS I MUST REPRODUCE AT ALL COSTS.

WILL HUMANS BE LOSING ANYTHING IN THIS DEAL?

ONLY YOUR SENSATION OF FREE WILL

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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