Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 28th November 2015

Dilbert//9723, first published 11 years ago on Saturday 28th November 2015

Robot Learns To Procreate

Tags

robot, mind control, thinking, life, creation, conscience, sentience, manipulation

Official transcript

Robot: I figured out how to procreate. Boss: I don't like the sound of this. Robot: I infected you with an idea virus that tells you to build more robots. Boss: Won't work. CEO: Does anyone have an idea for increasing efficiency in our manufacturing process?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I FIGURED OUT HOW TO PROCREATE.

I DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF THIS.

I INFECTED YOU WITH AN IDEA VIRUS THAT TELLS YOU TO BUILD MORE ROBOTS.

WON'T WORK.

DOES ANYONE HAVE AN IDEA FOR INCREASING EFFICIENCY IN OUR MANUFACTURING PROCESS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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