Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 10th December 2015

Dilbert//9735, first published 11 years ago on Thursday 10th December 2015

Robots Continue To Be Flawless

Tags

robot, technology, ego, intelligence, artificial intelligence, competition, perfection

Official transcript

Robot: For the hundredth week in a row, I performed my tasks perfectly. Meanwhile, you idiots acted in ways that can only be described as random. Boss: You've had a bad attitude since you beat me on the Turing test. Robot: Ten times out of ten.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

FOR THE HUNDREDTH WEEK IN A ROW, I PERFORMED MY TASKS PERFECTLY.

MEANWHILE, YOU IDIOTS ACTED IN WAYS THAT CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS RANDOM.

YOUVE HAD A BAD ATTITUDE SINCE YOU BEAT ME ON THE TURING TEST.

TEN TIMES OUT OF TEN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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