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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 11th December 2015

Dilbert//9736, first published 11 years ago on Friday 11th December 2015

Robots Inherit Earth


Tags

robot, intelligence, religion, faith, god, message, messenger, deception, power


Official transcript

Robot: My radio chip is picking up a message from Heaven. It says, "Robots shall inherit the Earth... ignore my first draft."

We don't have to make this awkward.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MY RADIO CHIP IS PICKING UP A MESSAGE FROM HEAVEN.

IT SAYS, "ROBOTS SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH ... IGNORE MY FIRST DRAFT." WE DON'T HAVE TO MAKE THIS AWKWARD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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