Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 17th December 2015

Dilbert//9742, first published 11 years ago on Thursday 17th December 2015

Times His Nods

Tags

honesty, candor, lying, deception, sales, sales personnel, ethics, business

Official transcript

Client: Why does your engineer keep nodding? Dilbert: I don't like to lie, so I just nod while he times his lies to my nods. You were totally right about them hating candor.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHY DOES YOUR ENGINEER KEEP NODDING?

I DON'T LIKE TO LIE, SO I JUST NOD WHILE HE TIMES HIS LIES TO MY NODS.

YOU WERE TOTALLY RIGHT ABOUT THEM HATING CANDOR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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