Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 19th December 2015

Dilbert//9744, first published 11 years ago on Saturday 19th December 2015

Alice's List

Tags

society, murder, violence, law, enemy, revenge, apocalypse

Official transcript

Alice: Looks like I'll be adding this guy to my list. Dilbert: List? Alice: I keep a list of who to visit first when society breaks down and there is no rule of law. Dilbert: To build alliances? Alice: That's the sort of optimism that gets you killed in the first hour.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

LOOKS LIKE I'LL BE ADDING THIS GUY TO MY LIST.

LIST?

I KEEP A LIST OF WHO TO VISIT FIRST WHEN SOCIETY BREAKS DOWN AND THERE IS NO RULE OF LAW.

TO BUILD ALLIANCES?

THAT'S THE SORT OF OPTIMISM THAT GETS YOU KILLED IN THE FIRST HOUR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Importance of Optimism"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic humor, who is tasked with creating a list of people to visit first when society breaks down.
• Dilbert's response is to prioritize those who will be killed in the first hour, citing the importance of optimism in getting him killed quickly.
• The strip pokes fun at the idea of creating a list of people to visit in a post-apocalyptic scenario, highlighting the absurdity of prioritizing those who will be killed first.

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