Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 20th December 2015

Dilbert//9745, first published 11 years ago on Sunday 20th December 2015

Tags

jargon, techspeak, nonsense, bluff, deception, conversation, language

Official transcript

Boss: Wally, did you Uberize the slide deck? Wally: I harmonized it in the cloud. Boss: Are we ready for a trans-domain kick-off? Wally: I put a disruptive mesh network in the microservices of the Internet of things. Boss: Will that be good enough to "ask the fridge"

or do I need to start disintermediating? Wally: It depends on if we have enough bandwidth to growth-hack the analytics. Boss: I just hope our clicks-and-mortar strategy staircases. Dilbert: I'm almost certain that was nonsense. Wally: Sometimes it's about the journey.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, DID YOU UBERIZE THE SLIDE DECK?

I HARMONIZED IT IN THE CLOUD.

A TRANS DONAIR A TRANS-DOMAIN KICKOFF?

I PUT A DISRUPTIVE MESH NETWORK IN THE MICROSERVICES OF THE INTERNET OF THINGS.

WILL THAT BE GOOD ENOUGH TO "ASK THE FRIDGE" OR DO I NEED TO START DISINTER - MEDIATING?

IT DEPENDS ON IF WE HAVE ENOUGH BANDWIDTH TO GROWTH-HACK THE ANALYTICS.

I JUST HOPE OUR CLICKS-AND - MORTAR STRATEGY STAIRCASES.

IM ALMOST CERTAIN THAT WAS NONSENSE.

SOMETIMES IT'S ABOUT THE JOURNEY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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