Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 22nd December 2015

Dilbert//9747, first published 11 years ago on Tuesday 22nd December 2015

I Used To Have A Nemesis

Tags

nemesis, enemy, logic, self esteem, anger, hate

Official transcript

Man: I used to have a nemesis. Bit I cut out the middle person and learned to hate myself. Dilbert: That's dumb. Man: I told you I don't need you!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I USED TO HAVE A NEMESIS.

BUT I CUT OUT THE MIDDLE PERSON AND LEARNED TO HATE MYSELF.

THAT'S DUMB.

I TOLD YOU I DON'T NEED YOU!

\I/

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "I Used to Have a Nemesis, but I Cut Out the Middle Person and Learned to Hate Myself"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a conversation between Dilbert and a coworker.
• Dilbert reveals that he used to have a nemesis but has since cut out the middle person and learned to hate himself.
• The coworker responds with a sarcastic comment, saying "I told you I don't need you!"
• The punchline of the joke is that Dilbert's attempt to eliminate his nemesis has backfired, and he is now left to deal with his own self-hatred.

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