Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 21st December 2015

Dilbert//9746, first published 11 years ago on Monday 21st December 2015

Team Interview

Tags

hiring, managers, interviews, employment, honesty, candor, warning

Official transcript

Team Interview. Dilbert: To be perfectly honest, Bob, you are unqualified to work here. Bob: Your boss already hired me. He told me to talk to you so you'd feel included in the decision. Wait... did I miss a huge red flag? Dilbert: We all did. Welcome to the team.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TEAM INTERVIEW TO BE PERFECTLY HONEST, BOB, YOU ARE UNQUALIFIED TO WORK HERE.

YOUR BOSS ALREADY HIRED ME. HE TOLD ME TO TALK TO YOU SO YOUD FEEL INCLUDED IN THE DECISION.

WAIT.

DID I MISS A HUGE RED FLAG?

WE ALL DID WELCOME TO THE TEAM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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