Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 19th January 2016

Dilbert//9775, first published ten years ago on Tuesday 19th January 2016

Ted's Unicorn Startup

Tags

success, failure, gloating, start-up

Official transcript

Dilbert: Too bad your overhauled unicorn start-up failed, Ted. Last week you were a billionaire, and today you're doing a two-hour commute to work in a box. Ted: What can I do to make this stop? Dilbert: Earn a billion dollars.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TOO BAD YOUR OVERHAULED UNICORN STARTUP FAILED, TED.

LAST WEEK YOU WERE A BILLIONAIRE, AND TODAY YOU'RE DOING TWO-HOUR COMMUTE TO WORK IN A BOX.

WHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE THIS STOP?

EARN A BILLION DOLLARS

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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