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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 21st January 2016

Dilbert//9777, first published ten years ago on Thursday 21st January 2016

Humans Hold Domininion


Tags

temperature, humans, nature, thermostat, robots, technology, evolution, fragility


Official transcript

Dilbert: My brain won't work when the office is warmer than 72. Carol: It has to be at least 74 or I'll freeze. Robot: What's it like to hold dominion over the Earth within a narrow band of temperatures that can't coexist? Dilbert: Was that a joke? Carol: I'm too cold to think?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MY BRAIN WON'T WORK WHEN THE OFFICE IS WARMER THAN 12.

IT HAS TO BE AT LEAST 74 OR I'LL FREEZE.

WHAT'S IT LIKE TO HOLD DOMINION OVER THE EARTH WITHIN A NARROW BAND OF TEMPERATURES THAT CAN'T COEXIST?

WAS THAT A JOKE?

I'M TOO COLD TO THINK!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Office Temperature Conundrum"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Dilbert, an engineer who is frustrated with his office's temperature. He believes it's too cold and sets his thermostat to 74 degrees Fahrenheit, but his brain doesn't function well at temperatures below 72 degrees. As a result, he becomes confused and struggles to think clearly.

Key Points:

  • Dilbert's brain doesn't work well at temperatures below 72 degrees.
  • He sets his thermostat to 74 degrees to try to resolve the issue.
  • Despite this, he remains cold and unable to think clearly.
  • The comic strip humorously highlights the challenges of finding the perfect office temperature.

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