Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 21st January 2016

Dilbert//9777, first published ten years ago on Thursday 21st January 2016

Humans Hold Domininion

Tags

temperature, humans, nature, thermostat, robots, technology, evolution, fragility

Official transcript

Dilbert: My brain won't work when the office is warmer than 72. Carol: It has to be at least 74 or I'll freeze. Robot: What's it like to hold dominion over the Earth within a narrow band of temperatures that can't coexist? Dilbert: Was that a joke? Carol: I'm too cold to think?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY BRAIN WON'T WORK WHEN THE OFFICE IS WARMER THAN 12.

IT HAS TO BE AT LEAST 74 OR I'LL FREEZE.

WHAT'S IT LIKE TO HOLD DOMINION OVER THE EARTH WITHIN A NARROW BAND OF TEMPERATURES THAT CAN'T COEXIST?

WAS THAT A JOKE?

I'M TOO COLD TO THINK!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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