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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 25th January 2016

Dilbert//9781, first published ten years ago on Monday 25th January 2016

Doubling Percieved Lifespan


Tags

meeting, time, boredom, sarcasm, lifespan, life, business


Official transcript

Dilbert: Researchers discovered a way to double the perceived length of a human's life. It's something called "meetings."

Boss: Can we start now? Dilbert: I though we were already an hour into it.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

RESEARCHERS DISCOVERED A WAY TO DOUBLE THE PERCEIVED LENGTH OF A HUMAN'S LIFE.

IT'S SOMETHING CALLED "MEETINGS." CAN WE START NOW?

I THOUGHT WE WERE ALREADY AN HOUR INTO IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Prolonged Meeting"

Summary:

This Dilbert comic strip humorously explores the concept of time dilation, where researchers discover a way to double the perceived length of a human's life. The strip follows two characters, Dilbert and his coworker, as they attend a meeting that seems to last an eternity.

Key Elements:

  • Researchers' Discovery: The strip begins with the announcement that researchers have found a way to double the perceived length of a human's life.
  • Meeting: Dilbert and his coworker are forced to attend a meeting, which they initially think will only last an hour.
  • Time Dilation: As the meeting drags on, they realize that time is passing at a different rate for them, making the meeting seem much longer than expected.
  • Humor: The strip pokes fun at the common experience of feeling like meetings are dragging on forever, exaggerating the effect of time dilation to comedic effect.

Overall:

The comic strip uses humor to comment on the relatable experience of feeling like meetings are endless, while also highlighting the absurdity of the concept of time dilation.

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