Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 25th January 2016

Dilbert//9781, first published ten years ago on Monday 25th January 2016

Doubling Percieved Lifespan

Tags

meeting, time, boredom, sarcasm, lifespan, life, business

Official transcript

Dilbert: Researchers discovered a way to double the perceived length of a human's life. It's something called "meetings."

Boss: Can we start now? Dilbert: I though we were already an hour into it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

RESEARCHERS DISCOVERED A WAY TO DOUBLE THE PERCEIVED LENGTH OF A HUMAN'S LIFE.

IT'S SOMETHING CALLED "MEETINGS." CAN WE START NOW?

I THOUGHT WE WERE ALREADY AN HOUR INTO IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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