Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 26th January 2016

Dilbert//9782, first published ten years ago on Tuesday 26th January 2016

Meetings Are Dense

Tags

meetings, time, perception, joke, insult, stupid, obliviousness

Official transcript

Dilbert: According to Einstein, time flows more slowly in meetings than it does in empty space. That's because people are dense. Boss: Is that true? Alice: For you it is.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ACCORDING TO EINSTEIN, TIME FLOWS MORE SLOWLY IN MEETINGS THAN IT DOES IN EMPTY SPACE.

THAT'S BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE DENSE.

IS THAT TRUE?

FOR YOU IT IS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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